Welcome Wiggles!

Hi. It's me. Senior Wigglesbutt.

I like soft blankets that smell like dryer sheets and unconditional love. I sleep 19 hours a day and only get up when I smell cheese. My hips crack when I walk, but so does the peanut butter jar, so we're even.

I've made friends, too.

• Mabel, the sassy blind poodle who rules the neighborhood with one bark.

• Earl, a basset mix with three teeth and the soul of a jazz musician.

• And Pickles, who pees when she's excited. Which is always.

We go on slow strolls, gossip about the cranky cats, and occasionally bark at nothing just to keep the humans on their toes.

Anyway. Thank you for supporting old pets like me. Thanks to you, I get to spend my days being adored, spoiled, and finally taken seriously as the emotionally complex being I am.

Sending wiggles and kisses with lots of drool!